Short stories and essays by Shaun Costello, as well as excerpts from manuscripts in progress.

WALKING IN A WICCA WONDERLAND

WALKING IN A WICCA  WONDERLAND

Original music by Felix Bernard

New lyrics by Shaun Costello.

Just sing these lyrics to the melody of that old Christmas Classic:

WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND

 

Casting spells must be thrilling,

to ensure off-shore drilling.

I can’t wait to see,

that dear GOP

Walking in a Wicca Wonderland

 

 

 

 

 

In the meadow we will build a pyre,

Witchy ones will watch us with a frown.

I’ll say grab those logs and pile them higher,

‘cause which hunts are the biggest game in town.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Turning Newts into toadstools,

While Gulf oil fills our tide pools.

She’ll just grab her broom,

while singin’ that tune,

Walking in a Wicca Wonderland

 

 

 

 

 

 

While in Congress Dems are really freaking,

wondering how long we’ll be in town.

Sarah Palin’s hope chest she’s been tweaking,

with Bachmann and O’Donnell still around.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Will that coven conspire,

 making healthcare costs higher?

And howl at the moon,

while humming that tune,

Walking in a Wicca Wonderland.

 

 Walking in a Wicca Wonderland,

Oh Yeah

Walking in a Wicca Wonderland,

Oh My

Walking in a Wicca Wonderland.

That’s all.

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© 2011 Shaun Costello

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2 responses

  1. jay

    How about all three-exec- house & senate controlled by the Republicans?? Then you will really see 1850 all over again…

    October 5, 2011 at 8:29 am

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